cleverkats:

Well behaved women rarely make history

-Eleanor Roosevelt

dothethunderthing:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

You don’t understand, I work at a craft store, and we’re basically promoting this amazing stuff right here, we even have a case of it up by the registers so customers can become hypnotized by it’s sheer AMAZINGNESS. and when there’s a slow period, and if you are the cashier, you will just play with it, it is so fucking calming, like this stuff should be used in therapy!!!

thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life